Spontano Sagorevanje: "Trbuhozborac" | Spontaneous Combustion: "Ventriloquist" | Zbirka Kratkih Priča | Une collection d'histoires courtes | A Collection of Short Stories - short story, kratka priča

TRBUHOZBORAC

Trbuhozborac je zborio jasno i glasno :

-        Budite mirni! Nemojte praviti buku u sopstvenoj glavi! Budite mirni!

Priča se da ovo nije pravi trubuhozborac već kengur. U stvari kažu da je reči izgovorio mali kengurić koji se krije u kengurovoj torbi. Kengur živi u Australiji. Trbuhozborac je Srbin iz Srbije, tako da neće ići niti biti da je trbuhozborac kengur.

Ove lažne glasine ljudi su potpuno odbacili i dobili su nove lažne glasine. I svi su posle toga postali sebični i svima su otpale uši zbog toga. Jedan čovek nije bio kriv pa mu izraslo treće uvo na mesto gde kažu da treba da stoji treće oko. Za sve ovo Anglelina nije htela ni da čuje! Ona je mirisala na lavandu i matičnjak. Um joj je čisto sijao. Angelina ostaje zauvek mlada i ona je plod nečije mašte. Angelina je Angelo. Radnja se završila u zavičaju međunardodnog oca, od oca, od oca.

Photo: Sebastian Sava Gor

 Spontaneous Combustion: 

Ventriloquist

The ventriloquist spoke loud and clear:

- Be calm! Don't make noise in your own head! Be calm!

Rumor has it that this is not a real ventriloquist but a kangaroo. In fact, they say the words were spoken by a little kangaroo hiding in the kangaroo's pouch. The kangaroo lives in Australia. The ventriloquist is a Serb from Serbia, so it will not work or be that the ventriloquist is a kangaroo.

The people utterly rejected these false rumors and got new false stories. And everyone became selfish after that and everyone's ears fell off because of it. One man was not to blame, so he grew a third ear in the place where they say the third eye should be. Angelina didn't want to hear about all this! She smelled of lavender and lemon balm. Her mind was shining clear. Angelina remains forever young and she is a figment of someone's imagination. Angelina is Angelo. The action ended in the homeland of the international father, from the father, from the father.

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