Spontano Sagorevanje: Nešto je Puklo ::: Spontaneous Combustion: Something Snapped:: Zbirka Kratkih Priča | Une collection d'histoires courtes | A Collection of Short Stories

Nešto je Puklo 

Nešto je puklo. Da, Zorić je jasno to čuo. Nešto je i zaskičalo... i to je jasno čuo Zorić. On se upita da li je sve u redu sa njegovim sluhom i baš tada njegov sluh, bi zapljusnut zvukom, koji liči na onaj, koji pravi helikopterova elisa u vazduhu. Ovaj zvuk je bio najači do sada i Zorić sede na stolicu. Ipak zvukovi nisu dali mira Zoriću, ni dok je sedeo. Čuo je lavež pasa, čuo kako neko plače, čuo je neke ljude kako se svađaju, čuo je razne glasove i glasine, čuo je sve i svašta. On je kao opčinjen sedeo i slušao, nešto od svega toga mu se i dopalo, na primer, umiljati zvuk bebe koja izgovara svoje prve reči a svideo mu se i govor jednog sveštenika. U jednom trenutku njemu bi dosta: „Hoću ponovo potpunu tišinu!“ –  uzviknu ovo i kao iz protesta, ustade sa stolice i poče tresti glavom ali baš tada ču i kako neko jako lupa na njegova vrata. 

On otvori i ugleda gluvog komšiju koji je svakog dana dolazio da mu Zorić objasni, tj. da mu pročita, jezikom gluvih, psrstima i otvaranjem usana, novine, koje je komšija i doneo sa sobom. Zorić je potpuno zaboravio na komšiju, koji svaki dan dolazi u isto vreme i odluči da ga primi. Nekako spontano i bez ikakakvog određenog razloga Zorić jeste primio gluvog komšiju, ali kada je komšija u stan ušao, Zorić je iz stana izašao. Izašao je i ostavio je gluvog komšiju da ga sačeka. On je otišao na Kalemegdan da prošeta. Tamo ga zamalo nije ujela jedna nevaspita pudlica, ali uz izvinjavavanje gospođe koja ju je vodila, Zorić nije napravio scenu. Scena se odigravala iza kulisa, iza Zorićevih leđa, u njegovom stanu. Gluvi komšija nije znao razlog zašto ga je Zorić napustio i on jeste  odlučio da ostane u stanu, kako je Zorić i predpostavio ali dok je čekao, gluvi komšija je prvi put, posle trideset godina, čuo određen zvuk...kao da je nešto puklo...i odmah posle toga kao da je nešto zaskičalо!

 Something Snapped  

Something snapped. Yes, Zorić clearly heard it. Something also squeaked... and Zorić clearly heard that too. He wondered if there was something wrong with his hearing, and just then, his hearing was flooded by a sound resembling the one made by a helicopter blade in the air. This sound was the loudest so far, and Zorić sat on a chair. However, the sounds gave Zorić no peace, not even while he was sitting. He heard dogs barking, someone crying, some people arguing, various voices and rumors — he heard everything and anything. Mesmerized, he sat and listened; some of it even pleased him, for instance, the gentle sound of a baby saying its first words, and he also liked the speech of a priest.  

At one moment, he'd had enough: “I want complete silence again!” — he shouted this and, as if in protest, stood up from the chair and started shaking his head, but just then, he heard someone loudly banging on his door.  

He opened it and saw his deaf neighbor, who came every day for Zorić to explain — that is, to read — the newspapers to him in sign language, with fingers and lip movements. The neighbor had brought the newspapers with him. Zorić had completely forgotten about the neighbor, who came every day at the same time and decided to let him in. Somehow spontaneously and without any specific reason, Zorić let the deaf neighbor in, but as soon as the neighbor entered the apartment, Zorić left it. He went to Kalemegdan to take a walk.  

There, he was almost bitten by a naughty poodle, but thanks to the apologies of the lady walking it, Zorić didn't make a scene. The scene played out behind the curtain, behind Zorić's back, in his apartment. The deaf neighbor didn’t know why Zorić had left, and he decided to stay in the apartment, just as Zorić had predicted. But while waiting, the deaf neighbor heard a specific sound for the first time in thirty years... as if something snapped... and immediately afterward, as if something squeaked!  

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